Harry Potter ruined for 13 year-old girl

[Ybbor]

clickety (http://www.halo2sucks.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5970)

spoiler alert ^^^
(warning- do not view if you don't want to know the ending to the Harry potter book)

Revenge is sweet ;)

[Iekleane]

The sin that is Harry Potter needs to be scleansed starting by killing all the children that read it!

[Myrsilus]

http://h2snape.ytmnd.com/

That story rocked so much, they made a ytmnd for it.

[Jay]

HAHAHAHAHA! Sweet!

BTW, Halo2 does NOT suck. Tell that to those people.

[Kei]

That was beautiful. LMFAO.

[Sardaukar]

Nice one. I've seen the "adult edition" of that book on Amazon. It's like they're trying to justify the fact that they're reading a childrens book.

[Myrsilus]

What is the difference between the version I know exists and this one you're bringing up now? This so-called "adult edition".

[Jay]

Nice one. I've seen the "adult edition" of that book on Amazon. It's like they're trying to justify the fact that they're reading a childrens book.

Yeah, they sold "adult" covers in my local newsagent.

Besides, it's not really a "childrens' " book - I doubt you could get away with calling someone a slut (which HP6 did) in a childrens' book.

[Jay]

What is the difference between the version I know exists and this one you're bringing up now? This so-called "adult edition".

Absolutely nothing.

Oh, wait.

The cover.

[Iekleane]

If I ever make a childrens book it will be about curse words and how to use them properly. I mean kids have to learn that somehow and if we don't teach them then they will learn it from the streets!

[Myrsilus]

Absolutely nothing.

Oh, wait.

The cover.
That's it? Then why the hell? Oi.

If one enjoys reading Harry Potter, then why should one care about what the cover is like? Ridiculous. I just casted a spell there, too.

[Ybbor]

That's it? Then why the hell? Oi.

If one enjoys reading Harry Potter, then why should one care about what the cover is like? Ridiculous. I just casted a spell there, too.

so their friends don't make fun of them for reading achildren's book.

targets an interesting demographic

[Myrsilus]

That is rather sad, but I guess it makes sense. Even if it is said it is not a children's book, the movies and the demographic make it seem like that.

[Timmah]

http://gprime.net/video.php/pottercrash
this is pretty funny :D

[h2orowe]

Oh my god, that guy got PWND and so did his daughter and son.
That was one funny story.... I might just bookmark it.

[h2orowe]

Hahaha, Kokujin's busy right now but he says "lmfao, hahahahah, thank you."

[Myrsilus]

http://gprime.net/video.php/pottercrash
this is pretty funny :D
lmao. I've only seen the ytmnds of that. Great stuff. The tone of that girl at the end is priceless.

[KujiInRetsu]

The story this thread started from was much funnier than the video. I just get a kick out of snotty people getting torn down like that. Awesome stuff from both though, especially the girl crying "YOU BI---" as he drives off onto the freeway...

[Myrsilus]

Yeah it was funnier, but doesn't mean it wasn't funny. I appreciate both. Thanks to you two for the contributions.

[koku]

for the train story, I thought it was funny.

As for the other guy.....

i really don't have much respect for people who spoil things for others so they can get a laugh out of it. The train thing...it was deserved that father was being a prick.

I guess you can say the little girl had no idea but she did call him a stupid boy!

Really though, the person who spoils it gets a 2 minute laugh/giggle out of it while the other person gets a 2 hour movie, or a book/show he/she has been following for a LONG time.

eh~ can't ask anyone to side with me but i think it's a bit childish.

but yeah, the train story was funny.

[Sardaukar]

http://gprime.net/video.php/pottercrash
this is pretty funny :D
That ruled.

[Ybbor]

Really though, the person who spoils it gets a 2 minute laugh/giggle out of it while the other person gets a 2 hour movie, or a book/show he/she has been following for a LONG time.

ahhhhh but through the power of the internet thousands of people get a 2 minute laugh/giggle out of it ;)

[Myrsilus]

ahhhhh but through the power of the internet thousands of people get a 2 minute laugh/giggle out of it ;)
Indeed. It was a cruel thing to do, but it doesn't mean it wasn't funny for some of us here.

Really it was only a matter of time before something like that happened.

[koku]

Indeed. It was a cruel thing to do, but it doesn't mean it wasn't funny for some of us here.

Really it was only a matter of time before something like that happened.


I just know i'd be very pissed if I liked harry potter. I just think it's rude because i've had things I"ve liked spoiled for me. And i watch movies, play games for PLOT. If i know the ending there's really no point in me watching.

Even worsewhen it's a series, that's alot of stuff spoiled.

[KujiInRetsu]

True. Spoiling plots really isn't something to take pride in. But true to a Nevada police commissioner's words, there are some people that deserve to be shot. Barring that, there's always ruining their favorite children's fiction for them.

[Myrsilus]

I just know i'd be very pissed if I liked harry potter. I just think it's rude because i've had things I"ve liked spoiled for me. And i watch movies, play games for PLOT. If i know the ending there's really no point in me watching.

Even worsewhen it's a series, that's alot of stuff spoiled.
I've had my fair share of spoilers that ruined an experience for me, but I got over it relatively quickly. More often than not, though, I am very careful about what I am exposed to so that I may have fewer risks of hearing or seeing spoilers.

Like boxing matches. I love watching boxing, but usually I can't see the live fight because I don't want to pay $50 to see it. So I shut myself out of anything having to do with it until it shows up on HBO.

Yeah I'd be pissed, too, if I was a Potter fan. But I'm not, and it wasn't spoiled for me. So, in all my cruely, I'll just enjoy seeing the video. That's the way it is.

[koku]

I've had my fair share of spoilers that ruined an experience for me, but I got over it relatively quickly. More often than not, though, I am very careful about what I am exposed to so that I may have fewer risks of hearing or seeing spoilers.

Like boxing matches. I love watching boxing, but usually I can't see the live fight because I don't want to pay $50 to see it. So I shut myself out of anything having to do with it until it shows up on HBO.

Yeah I'd be pissed, too, if I was a Potter fan. But I'm not, and it wasn't spoiled for me. So, in all my cruely, I'll just enjoy seeing the video. That's the way it is.


lol. well i enjoyed the story on the train, that was funny.

The video was just imature and poorly put together. He didn't even say it differently or made it funny. Also you hear ONE persons reaction for like a second....


so you have to ask what's the point. Now if he would have parked, started a casual conversation then went oh by the way it's really cool when [you know] happens I was so shocked you'll love that part!

then mabye. but the video I didnt think was funny :P. There was a guy though who was acting out the scene at line of shoppers; see now that has humor.

but back on le topic. If it's deserved sure...but alot of time it's not. It's so a stupid friend can get shits n giggles while the other person gets something they like spoiled for them.

some people get over it quickly, some people don't and they just wont watch it or play the game or read the book. And when people talk about "how great it was" that person who had it spoiled for them can't ever relate or live that experience.

[Myrsilus]

lol. well i enjoyed the story on the train, that was funny.

The video was just imature and poorly put together. He didn't even say it differently or made it funny. Also you hear ONE persons reaction for like a second....


so you have to ask what's the point. Now if he would have parked, started a casual conversation then went oh by the way it's really cool when [you know] happens I was so shocked you'll love that part!

then mabye. but the video I didnt think was funny :P. There was a guy though who was acting out the scene at line of shoppers; see now that has humor.

but back on le topic. If it's deserved sure...but alot of time it's not. It's so a stupid friend can get shits n giggles while the other person gets something they like spoiled for them.

some people get over it quickly, some people don't and they just wont watch it or play the game or read the book. And when people talk about "how great it was" that person who had it spoiled for them can't ever relate or live that experience.
Yeah I see where you're coming from. I think I'm just too much of a cruel guy. 18 years of helping yourself be raised with your mother's help does that. And she's got the dry, cruel humor, too.

Also, this is funnier to me because I've seen many tributes to it. That kicks the funny up a notch. That and I like how she said "Noooo, you bitch! You bitch!"

You're right, though. Some people can't deal with having something spoiled like that. Harry Potter fans are some of the most dedicated of all. I guess I can see why they'd be devastated, but I can't relate well enough. :p

[belladonna]

i' ma huuuuuuge HP fan... but i don't mind spoilers... because i'll still read it several times no matter what,it doesn't bother me... i actually usually ask for spoilers :/

[Myrsilus]

i' ma huuuuuuge HP fan... but i don't mind spoilers... because i'll still read it several times no matter what,it doesn't bother me... i actually usually ask for spoilers :/
Well there's another thing I can't relate to. You ask for spoilers? O.o

What do you get out of that exactly, if I may ask ma'am?

[Iekleane]

HP was just too easy to guess. Give me a book with some good twists and a strong storyline. Although the only good I've seen relating to Harry Potter was a mother saying how her daughter loved the vibrating HP toy broom.

[h2orowe]

Ha, that videos was messed up! That guy was such a loser, he said "Man, I suck at driving my mom's minivan". That was like the funniest part.

[Lambda]

Its quite annoying that the same people who seem to be sure that Harry Potter blows have never read it...

[Iekleane]

I have read it.... well not all of it but the first 4 books.

[h2orowe]

I've read 1,2, and 3. I started reading number 4, but it kinda got boring.

[Myrsilus]

HP was just too easy to guess. Give me a book with some good twists and a strong storyline. Although the only good I've seen relating to Harry Potter was a mother saying how her daughter loved the vibrating HP toy broom.
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take that last part. :confused:

[Iekleane]

Her daughter was 16 and she posted on some forum that her and her daughters loved it they would lock themselves in her room and play with it.

[Lambda]

The first 3 Harry Potter books can be considered kiddy. But starting with the fourth, (judging by the movie rating and the book content) It starts getting darker and darker. In fact, in England where it was first published, it was to adults, the Americans decided "Oh, its a kid, so kid = kids book" and forever sealed Harry's doom as nothing more than a symbol of losers and kids.

[Myrsilus]

Her daughter was 16 and she posted on some forum that her and her daughters loved it they would lock themselves in her room and play with it.
Heh... heh. I guess Harry Potter is more adult-oriented than I believed it to be. From what I've read I never really grasped that aspect.

That's funny as hell, though. Like boys locking themselves with the vacuum claiming to be cleaning.

[h2orowe]

A vacuum! That's gotta hurt.

[General_Admission]

^ I have had harry potter spoiled for me twice! & I still haven't even read the book yet!

1) It was in someone's sig with a huge "HEY HARRY POTTER FANS" then the spoiler written in small type below it...FuCk!...that's what I get for lurking on other forums. : /

2) Someone had it on a shirt!...ass

I just hope they are tricking me b/c I read that part of the book to find out if it was true & it is. : (

I have a feeling though that it's not what really happens b/c it isn't towards the end of the book. Thus it has still spoiled it for me. It's better just to read & find out.

[Iekleane]

Heh... heh. I guess Harry Potter is more adult-oriented than I believed it to be. From what I've read I never really grasped that aspect.

That's funny as hell, though. Like boys locking themselves with the vacuum claiming to be cleaning.
That is why I always left my bedroom door open so that they wouldn't assume I was molesting our vacuum. My hand is good enough for me!

[Myrsilus]

That is why I always left my bedroom door open so that they wouldn't assume I was molesting our vacuum. My hand is good enough for me!
Lmao. I agree.

I won't lie to you all, I've tried the vacuum just to see what the hell the big deal was. I wasn't all too happy. Ouchies. Then again it was a little high-powered.

Now I am feeling a bit sorry for the Potter fans... Way too many spoilers out there by cruel people. But I'm only a little sorry.

[h2orowe]

I'd never fuck a vacuum, that'd hurt way too much. Oh my god, I can't even believe anyone would do that, that's just... just wrong!

[Myrsilus]

I'd never fuck a vacuum, that'd hurt way too much. Oh my god, I can't even believe anyone would do that, that's just... just wrong!
I didn't make love to it. I tested it. And it did hurt a little. But then there are some who like that.

[Iekleane]

No you should try icy hot that should hurt like a mother fscker.

[h2orowe]

The only thing I'd fuck that's not my hand, would be a woman. Wait.... it should be the other way around.

[phagan]

That father was a prick! But it would be funnier if the father aswell was a diehard HP-fan and he went berzerk on the dude.

[valentine]

That father was a prick! But it would be funnier if the father aswell was a diehard HP-fan and he went berzerk on the dude.

... or cried

[Myrsilus]

... or cried
Ha ha ha. That made me laugh a lot for some reason. Imagining a father with his two kids crying over Harry Potter. Good times, good times.

[phagan]

That would actually be very funny, but imagine a huge dude going nuts on a guy for spoiling, like just wailing on his ass. That just sounds more...appealing.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

There was some story about a dude committing suicide after learning about the spoiler.

Too bad he wouldn't find out how it ends, that idiot.

But anyways, I peed my pants when two people started crying.

Surefire OWNAGE.

[Turtle Stew]

HAHAHAHAHA! Sweet!

BTW, Halo2 does NOT suck. Tell that to those people.


It doesn't suck, but I was insanely dissapointed.

[Annoying MSN Person]

Hmm. I wasn't planning on reading HP until the end of the year. About 2 years ago when I was posting on Harry potter forums *sigh* we had pretty much figured that Dumbledore was a goner though.