Translation question

[Silent Dob]

So what exactly does this dialogue translate out to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8ZZGBhm7JU


As best I can make out from the video it looks like he's eating everybody on the planet or something, but I'm kind of curious what the words say.

[Spalanzani]

The dialog at the beginning goes like this:

Kusaregedo: Guhehehehehe...There's no longer anyone to get in my way.

Girl: No! Help me! Big sister!

Kusaregedo: You can't escape!!!

Girl: Uwaaaaaaa~!!!

Then it goes to Kusaregedo chasing everyone around. The dialog that appears is just generic eating phrases, like "itadakimasu" and "gochisousama deshita", only said in that guy's crazy speaking stlye ("itadakimasu" becomes "idadakimaazu").

I'm too lazy to translate all of the text at the end, but basically it says that Kusaregedo's whereabouts after that are unknown, but he kept on eating people. Even today, children are warned that if they act badly, Kusaregedo will eat them.

[SlickWilly440]

^
This guy right here is fluent!