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more cheerios
09-28-2005, 08:59 PM
So I was crusing around on Fark the other day and I came accross this link:

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46494

Yep, Japan turned Ronald McDonald into a "sexy caucasian woman".
Bad advertising? Good advertising?
Personally, even though they've ruined my image of the happy McClown, I think it will do good for the sales. Sex sells, and hell, she is caucasian.

But what made me laugh most about the article was this:

According to the Times, when faced with accusations that hamburgers were inimical to the country's diet, Den Fujita, the first McDonald's Japan president, declared: "The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for 2,000 years. If we eat McDonald’s hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blond."

HIS LOGIC IS ASTOUNDING!
Yes, create the ultimate race: super aryan japanese children!

Edit: Apparently someone posted a thread like this in General Discussion already, which I didn't notice. But mine is slightly different, due to the fact I posted an article which contains photographs. D:

ArkAngel
09-29-2005, 12:06 AM
Her face is ugly, but the first pick is very sexy.

Godon
09-29-2005, 12:21 AM
Nice, I say they just say screw it and put yellow dots where her nipples would be.

Dead Sexy Vocab
09-29-2005, 04:59 AM
*badump bmump bump baaaah...* I'm lovin' it!

Kaji
09-29-2005, 05:24 AM
I'll believe it when Az, Pierrot, or Invictus comes in and verifies it

Invictus
09-29-2005, 07:02 AM
I have seen nothing remotely similar to this as yet. That said, I'm not a TV junkie, so I'll give it a week or two before passing judgment.

kyaa the catlord
09-29-2005, 07:20 AM
Heh, that was a few campaigns back. Old news. I think they've moved on to some new marketting strategy. Hot girl-Ronald was silly though.

more cheerios
09-29-2005, 01:25 PM
I'll believe it when Az, Pierrot, or Invictus comes in and verifies it
Whether it's true or not, I still think that one quote is hilarious. :)

Zonehunter1
09-29-2005, 01:29 PM
Why is there an exclamation on it? it's not that important...

more cheerios
09-29-2005, 01:31 PM
Why is there an exclamation on it? it's not that important...
Exclamation points don't determine importance, they put emphasis on the sentence and/or phrase.

Zonehunter1
09-29-2005, 01:33 PM
But we are not talking about a sentence or phrase here. I'm talking the whole goddamn topic!! There is no importance in this subject. Leave the exclamations to the mods and Administrator.

more cheerios
09-29-2005, 02:02 PM
OHHH. You mean the icon?
You can choose what icon you want beside your topic, you know...
If the mods or admins don't want us to be able to choose an exclamation point, then let them disable it, all it takes is two mouse clicks. Don't get so flustered about things that don't affect you, yeesh. \:|

kyaa the catlord
09-29-2005, 02:04 PM
This topic was sent with high importance.

more cheerios
09-29-2005, 02:08 PM
This topic was sent with high importance.
I am the female messiah, duh. :)

kyaa the catlord
09-29-2005, 02:12 PM
I am the female messiah, duh. :)


Allow me to worship you properly.

more cheerios
09-29-2005, 02:16 PM
Allow me to worship you properly.
: puts holy water on your forehead :

My child! Eat more potatoes and hamburgers so you can grow up to be tall and blonde. :)

Stormhammer
09-30-2005, 11:04 PM
I'd heard about the female ronald a while back. They didn't have it when I was there though.

-Stormhammer-

Miao Ying
10-01-2005, 08:17 PM
I've always liked this one better - http://www.livejournal.com/users/miss_mcdonald/

more cheerios
10-01-2005, 11:40 PM
I've always liked this one better - http://www.livejournal.com/users/miss_mcdonald/
The only thing I could think of when I first loaded that LJ was, "Oh dear god, my retinas!"

But... wow. Just wow. D:>