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Beowulf
12-04-2007, 09:19 AM
Just showed up in my PM inbox
From: DieuDonne Michael
Av.9 Rue 30,Apt.11B, Triechville
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.
Email: don_michael114@yahoo.com


Dear one ,

PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you .I am DieuDonne Michael . The son of late Chief-Deacon and mrs Michael Yannou JP.
My father was a very wealthy GOLD and COCOA merchant who based in Accra, Ghana and Abidjan the economic capital of Cote D'Ivoire respectively.

His business associate on one of their business outings poisoned him to death. When my mother died, my father took me so special because I am motherless.

Before the death of my father in a private hospital here in Abidjan, He sincerely called me on his bedside and told me that he made a deposit of US$9,500,000 (NINE MILLION FIVE HOUNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS) in one of the big bank here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire. He also told me that the deposit was made with my name as the next of kin and beneficiary since I am his only child.
He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, when greed overtook his business partner and he wanted to kill him inorder to have possession of the money, Then he told me that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purposes and further my education, I want you to assist me in transfering of this money into your account overseas as a beneficiary of the fund, where we will use it for an investment purpose, such as real estate management.

My interested areas of investment are; REAL ESTATE, HOTELS, PETROLUM INDUSTRY & MINING, TRANSPORT or in any good investment you may advise me on. I am honorably seeking for your assistance in the following ways.

(1) To assist me to transfer this money from the bank here and transfer it to your account successfully.
(2)To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am a student with no business experience.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education

Moreover, I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your effort /input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated
account. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me, as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within 14 days, from the day you signify interest to assist me.

Waiting to hear from you soonest. Have a nice day and
remain blessed.

Yours Truly,
DieuDonne Michael.
What do I do guys!? This sounds like a good way to make a few bucks...

DL84
12-04-2007, 09:23 AM
OVER 9MILLIONS! (yes yes i know im doin it wrong)

Beowulf
12-04-2007, 09:27 AM
Btw the message was from chrismyname (for the mods).

He seems pretty trustworthy to me, I mean his name is both Chris and Micheal at the same time!

Myrsilus
12-04-2007, 09:45 AM
I really don't get you.

I mean why are you still asking us about this? Jump on this deal, man. When are you ever going to get another offer like this on, of all places, the INTERNET?

RoxFontaine
12-04-2007, 09:47 AM
This such a bad attempt at being funny. You lose.

Beowulf
12-04-2007, 09:52 AM
I mean why are you still asking us about this? Jump on this deal, man. When are you ever going to get another offer like this on, of all places, the INTERNET?
GODDAMMIT you're right!! I'll make sure to take pics of the yacht I buy with my new winnings!

This such a bad attempt at being funny. You lose.
HATER! STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY MILLIONS!!

RoxFontaine
12-04-2007, 09:59 AM
^ Now that's funny. You should have had a better approach in the beginning.

Beowulf
12-04-2007, 10:01 AM
You guys are all just jealous because he made the offer of REAL ESTATE, HOTELS, PETROLUM INDUSTRY & MINING, TRANSPORT to me and not you! Guess he knows quality when he reads it!

RoxFontaine
12-04-2007, 10:14 AM
^ Hahahahaha. Now we're rolling.

Josh
12-04-2007, 10:26 AM
When you get those millions, remember that I was all for it from the beginning. Loyalty like mine isn't cheap either.

Micah the Great
12-04-2007, 04:31 PM
You only get 20% of it dude... what a rip!

Eddie Echoplex
12-04-2007, 04:47 PM
I think I'm going to google this, just because I'm bored.

EDIT: I think it's a pretty good deal there, although I didn't get any convincing results.

Swede
12-04-2007, 04:54 PM
http://www.penaltytime.com/images/90.jpg

4letterwords
12-04-2007, 04:54 PM
One day there will be a real deal like this and you'll all be laughing at it like a joke.
Then you'll be sorry. SORRY I SAY!

Scarabomb
12-04-2007, 06:07 PM
Do it...do it right now!

Life25Karma
12-04-2007, 06:34 PM
^ Now that's funny. You should have had a better approach in the beginning.

Stop Hating Rox, Get Money Rox!?



Beo , I say you respond with the same msg, but ask for more money :eyepop:

Radiance
12-04-2007, 07:42 PM
NINE MILLION FIVE HOUNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS?

Quick, how much is a houndred? I offer you my services as your personal accountant. I have no experience but all the qualifications and answers you will no doubt need in order to get rich. :3 Also, I can be your personal lawyer in all matters, simply a nominal fee of oh... one houndred dollars an hour. So what do you say?

Beowulf
12-04-2007, 08:03 PM
Also, I can be your personal lawyer in all matters, simply a nominal fee of oh... one houndred dollars an hour. So what do you say?
You sir HAVE YOURSELF A DEALS!

Also a houndred is like a hundred only in whatever seashells they use for money in Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.

RoxFontaine
12-04-2007, 10:37 PM
^ :clap:

Beowulf
12-04-2007, 10:54 PM
Apparently I have bought into a world Bondian intrigue! I must hire mercenaries in order to fend off the poisonings of my business associates (looking at you Radience! :stirthepo )...

Micah the Great
12-05-2007, 03:58 AM
Subject:
Hey still remember me?

Body:
Hey whats up, you're the guy I met at the bar the other night right? I cant believe you have a myspace lol. Here is the private link to my cam that I promised you, but PLEASE do not give this out to anyone this is for you ONLY!

Check out my webcam!
678775712

OMG! What should i do!? I bet i can see her boobies1@!

Beowulf
12-05-2007, 04:35 AM
TITTIES!!?! I am SO there!!

MNJetter
12-05-2007, 05:15 AM
Tell DieuDonne that you'll do it for 60%. :stirthepo