My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)

[suncrafter]

I love it when people have "who would win in a fight" conversations. You know the kind - "Who would win in a fight between Robocop and the Terminator?" or "Who would win a fight between Peewee Herman and Gilligan?" Etc...

But something that is always laking in those conversations is a proper, quantifiable, measurement of how much of a "bad-ass" someone or something is.

Toward that end - here is my BAQ (Bad Ass Quotient) System:

http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html



Questions for all of you, after you take a look at my site...

1) What do you think your own "Bad-Ass Quotient" number is? (Be honest.)
2) Who or what should I add to the above list.
3) Do you think I have too much time on my hands?

:frypan:

[Chuckles]

I love this...

If I had to rank myself, I'd say somewhere between Teller and Jack Sparrow. Jack has me completely beat in the pirate department, what with him being a real pirate (as opposed to the internet kind, which doesn't really net you many badass points).

Also, I'm sure Jack gets a lot more ass than I ever will... But I could probably outdrink him.

[Shuft]

That was a good read.

I found it difficult to place myself though. On the one hand, I am more badass than r2-d2, but I am clearly less badass than Wolverine.

Suggestion: come up with a few hypothetical scenarios and then place each person in that scenario to determine how they fare against each other.

[Citizen]

SUPERMAN VERSUS GOKU GUYZ!!1

p.s. Correst answer is Superman.

p.p.s. I couldn't decide where to place myself, because that list is pretty messed up.

[stsparky]

Depends on what I can get my hands ons. I'm not as badass as old Chuck but I'm a dandy shot.

[Urameshi YuSooKey]

I find it hilarious that Paris Hilton is slighty more badass than Crack Whore. :clap:

[Citizen]

She's a crack whore with body guards, after all.

[Urameshi YuSooKey]

Lindsay Lohan must be added to the list out of respect of her whoreity.

[Sakari]

Lol brilliant! Bit of a disappointment with Zeus beaten by the aladin genie, but, such is life.

[Mastiker]

If I was armed with a shotgun or a rifle, I'd be more badass than Jaws but less badass than Yoda.

However, without a weapon... I'd put myself between Kirk and Solo. :3